I doubt this would embarass him.

holidayellis:

(via kincadebeaumont)

No one should give you children or animals.

LMAO. That is going to keep me laughing all fuckin’ day. Thank you, Beaumont.

Attention Ladies: Daniel Carsen I signed you up to be on the next season of the bachelor. You’re welcome.

P.S.: Dude, i did you a favor! It’s your dream…25 sluty girls you can sleep with.

Circa 2003.

He didn’t wanna post it so i’ll do it for him. Motherfuckin’ Zoolander Carsen.

Ladies love me, even though they’re not even hot.

tenharper:

chriscarsen:

Center of attention because i am the fuckin’ man.

or ‘cuz you has a pimple in the center of your forehead.

Duuuuuude, it doesn’t go away. It’s not a pimple. It’s my love dot. We’ve been together for months.

Center of attention because i am the fuckin’ man.

mattycarsen:

Gretchen Taylor and I being cute, hot, but non annoying tourists.

Always annoying, little M.

She was probably about to yell at me but it’s fuckin’ sexy.